questions :D

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
***How far east can you go before you're heading west?***
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
***When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?***
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
***Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?***
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
*If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?*
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
*When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?*
*Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?*
Can animals commit suicide?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
**How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?**
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
*Do prison buses have emergency exits?*
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
**If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?**
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
**Do you yawn in your sleep?**
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
**Do you wake up or open your eyes first?**
**In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?**
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
***Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?***
If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
How come all of the planets are spherical?
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
**How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?**
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?