Strange Questions from Lawyers

* You were there until the time you left, is that true?
* The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
* Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
* Did he kill you?
* How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
* Were you present when your picture was taken?
* Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
* Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
* How many times have you committed suicide?
* Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Lawyer:. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
Lawyer: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.